It sounds like the set-up and punchline for a joke but be on the lookout for a big blue Portaloo.
One’s gone missing from Kilkenny and Gardaí says they don’t have anything to go on!
It was stolen from a site in Ballyellen in Goresbridge where Waterways Ireland installed it while they were doing some work locally.
The theft happened overnight last Wednesday into Thursday – It’s worth over 13-hundred Euro.
Sgt Peter McConnon says they’re anxious to find it are are appealing for information.